January 2010
TurboTax: slow, painful, torture.
I hate taxes.
There isn’t even any excitement this year because I only get $13.39 back.
That is basically 3 Starbucks runs.
Words of the day:
akaishayes:
enamored
and
romper
Words of the day:
akaishayes:
enamored
and
romper
I LOVE online shopping. Especially clothes shopping. Even more so when those clothes are 80% off.
Oh, and it gets better when you get that package, rip it open and find out all those clothes fit you perfectly.
This job interview is going to really, really well. This ruffled pink shirt will help.
It is a solemn thing for a soul to grow ripe.
– Emily Dickenson
Why is it that when I have an important phone call, it sounds like I just ran up 5 flights of stairs?
I just ate the spiciest vegetarian chinese food, finishing my vegetarian day off right. I am contemplating eating more pumpkin oatmeal now, while I online (dream) shop.
Now I am about to stuff my face with tootsie pops, carmel, and What Happens In Vegas.
This Saturday night alone is rockin’.
I'm ready to be an urbanite.
(via akaishayes)
Columbus welcomes you with open arms.
Today a kid bit me at the hospital.
After crying for two and a half hours straight. and kicking me for two of those hours.
The best part was that this three year old constantly was yelling “damn it”.
It made me sad for the rising generation of American’s.
I just figured out how to color code my desk top icons.
This will revolutionize my productivity.
SO. ELATED.
10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling →
(via akaishayes)
I WAS GOING TO SEND THIS TO YOU THE OTHER DAY.
AMAZING.
Absolutely FANTASTIC.
(and you should start stumbling. stumbleupon.com)
420. Bundle up and go out in the storm. On foot.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
Plan for today achieved.
I feel like a grown up. Just wrote a cover letter and revised my resume.
Scratch that, did it while wearing leggings, a skirt and panda slippers.
Maybe I can be Peter Pan.
Oh, to live in the ghetto...
Mom (without looking up from the paper): Was that a shot gun?
Dad (without looking up from computer): No, it was my printer.
akaishayes:
It’s the first Sunday of the year, all of my house guests have gone, classes start in 4 days, and I feel old(er).
I think for once I know what I’m doing.
I think for once I’m living my life with confidence.
I whole-heartedly agree. Let’s rock this bitch of 2010.
akaishayes:
It’s the first Sunday of the year, all of my house guests have gone, classes start in 4 days, and I feel old(er).
I think for once I know what I’m doing.
I think for once I’m living my life with confidence.
I whole-heartedly agree. Let’s rock this bitch of 2010.