January 2010
Yo, Giada
akaishayes:
mintandmustard:
Being smoking hot doesn’t give you license to say words however you please.
It is parmesan, not parma-GEE-NEE-no.
Please, just stop talking and start cooking.
Oh, and stop wearing sweat suits on TV.
GASP. But Peanut, it is like that! That’s how the Italians say it because the Italian word is parmigiano. Don’t talk smack about my girlfriend.
P.S. I love you.
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December 2009
Yo, Giada
Being smoking hot doesn’t give you license to say words however you please.
It is parmesan, not parma-GEE-NEE-no.
Please, just stop talking and start cooking.
Oh, and stop wearing sweat suits on TV.
Food Hangover
You know you ate too much when you wake up the next day and you still aren’t hungry.
“If you are coasting, it means you are going downhill.”
– C. P. Fulford Jr.
I wish Christmas was everyday.
Way to go...
I want
to be a free lance writer.
and Ansley Hayes.
and a doctor for little children and the elderly.
and a Judaic scholar.
and to ride my bike in the night with the homeless.
But instead, I’ll write a paper about a conflict that happened 30 years ago instead of focusing on what is happening now. Way to go, modern education, way to go.
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NIGHTMARE
akaishayes:
that I birthed 8 gajillion children. Kill me now.
This has occurred to me. I was Michelle Duggar.
I now hate plaid, bangs, and skirts.
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Distractions of the day:
my hunger
my sleepiness
the internet
college decisions
the idea of having an apartment
the fact that it is only 12:35.
which means I’ve been awake for 7 hours
probably the reason for this inane list.
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I am going through a major Beatles phase.
So naturally, I feel like a sell-out high school kid.
Oh, and Ringo is absolutely my favorite.
Is that at least original? I mean, mustaches are amazing.
Oh, well.
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“String bikinis are easy access. Just pull the string and HUZZAH!”
2010
akaishayes:
is going to be an awesome year for concerts.
john. mayer. is. coming.
Alice and I are going.
I am a geek. →
Today, I saw…
an art student smoking an 8 inch tobacco pipe
while wearing a baby blue plaid pashmina scarf
and wearing a burberry trench coat
It was amazing.
Sometimes
You just gotta “fake it till you make it”.